"Pay close attention to that man behind the curtain!"

Tuesday, December 30, 2003

Blame Canada!

Huge power outage? Blame Canada! Mad cow disease? Blame Canada! No weapons of mass destruction? Bomb Canada?

Canada had better watch out, or that steroid-driven bastion of "'"democracy"'" known as the United States of America (whose "preznit" ain't 'fraid of no stinkin' beef!) might just "free" its people -- and its cows!!!!
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada!
For the smut we must cut
The trash we must dash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
P.S.: This post is a parody of Superpowers-that-be who are too weak to admit errors. I'm not now, nor shall I be at anytime in the future, offering any "Imperial Mugs" to anyone who bombs or advocates the bombing of Canada.
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