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Friday, February 13, 2004

Double those efforts!

The CIA is "just trying to get the word as broadly publicized as possible" by putting a notice on its website to be on the lookout for "recently made [chemical or biological weapons, missiles, unmanned aerial vehicles or their components]."

Doubling the amount of money (referred to on TV by CNN as "doubling their efforts") for the "Iraqi Rewards Program," as it is known, sounds like a suggestion from those neocon "geniuses" Donald "We Know Where They Are" Rumsfeld, Paul "Human Error" Wolfowitz, and Dick "James Bond-like" Cheney themselves. Or perhaps "Idiot Son of an Asshole" Bush mentioned it to CIA Director George Tenet during one of their daily nursery school sessions in which George T. failed to beat it into George W's thick skull that "urgent" and "grave and gathering" carry the same meaning as "imminent."
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