It's Not Democracy, It's A Conspiracy!: The UNtorn document

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Tim Maddog was abducted by aliens several years ago and is now secretly blogging from an island where even the domestic media doesn't know its name.

Before his abduction he helped to create The Sedition Commission, actively opposed an infamous racist political candidate, hosted his very own weekly radio show (where he was threatened by backers of the aforementioned candidate), and fought the College Republicans singlehandedly. During the 1980s and 90s he published the 'zine Vital Information.

Tim Maddog is an atheist, a vegetarian, a non-drinker, and a bicyclist. If you don't use your rear view mirror when driving alongside him, he will rip it off of your car with his bare hands. If you're an extra-large uniformed soldier, and you crash your motorcycle into him, be prepared for an ass-whoopin'. He's a Maddog! On the other hand, if you smile at him, he'll smile back at you. (See more on my Blogger profile)

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Tuesday, February 10, 2004

The UNtorn document

Wow! Calpundit has unearthed the untorn version of the "torn document" he referenced just 4 days earlier. Does it put Bush in the clear? Hardly! He still has some explainin' to do about what led to the disciplinary action of being assigned to a paper unit in Denver's ARF.

"ARF"? "Paper unit"? Go visit Calpundit and increase your vocabulary along with me.

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