It's Not Democracy, It's A Conspiracy!: A Chinese Happy New Year?

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Tim Maddog was abducted by aliens several years ago and is now secretly blogging from an island where even the domestic media doesn't know its name.

Before his abduction he helped to create The Sedition Commission, actively opposed an infamous racist political candidate, hosted his very own weekly radio show (where he was threatened by backers of the aforementioned candidate), and fought the College Republicans singlehandedly. During the 1980s and 90s he published the 'zine Vital Information.

Tim Maddog is an atheist, a vegetarian, a non-drinker, and a bicyclist. If you don't use your rear view mirror when driving alongside him, he will rip it off of your car with his bare hands. If you're an extra-large uniformed soldier, and you crash your motorcycle into him, be prepared for an ass-whoopin'. He's a Maddog! On the other hand, if you smile at him, he'll smile back at you. (See more on my Blogger profile)

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* Question everything -- especially this.
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* Ignorance is bliss, and I'm pissed.
* I only eat live meat.
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Thursday, January 01, 2009

A Chinese Happy New Year?

Shorter Hu[shuo]

On New Year's Eve, Chinese authoritarian Hu Jintao (胡錦濤) basically told the DPP:

If you just commit suicide, I'll stop threatening to kill you.

Go read about the DPP's perfectly reasonable reaction, which is sure to be painted by Chinese media as "ungrateful" at the very least but more likely as "provocative."

Oh, and remember that 「胡說」 means both "Hu [Jintao] says" and "bullshit."

Cliffhangers' Notes: Taiwan, 台灣, China, 中國, Hu Jintao, 胡錦濤

Cross-posted at Taiwan Matters!

Labels: China, Hu Jintao, Taiwan, 中國, 台灣, 胡錦濤

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